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Friday:
Had a lot fo fun at Rocky, much of which Was spent making out with a cougar.

Saturday:
Halfassed Hash in Spring Valley Three miles of wandering A bit of beer on trail. Bought Gaysian Cougar some chocolate dipped ice cream. Then we found our way to the after party in a hasher's backyard. I stretched out in the large pool toy in the pool with Deep Chocolate and Betty Cock in Her. We played some beerpong, ate some amazing grilled chicken burritos, Vegged in the jacuzzi, and sang a bunch of down-down songs.


Saturday evening was quite chaotic. At first I almost went clubbin with a group of people, but they were too confused. So, I went to Buffy the Musical. I saw many friends. Lit up my mini Hookah, Steve, and pulled out the drum for some low key drummin.

I then went on a booty call. (names are withheld to protect the cougars) Opps!

Sunday
Humpin hash. The hares were unaware that a Festival was taking place in the park where they wanted to start the run. So we moved the runstart to Jello Shooter park, which is the most often used location for Humpin Hash. (State St and Buena Vista Circle in Carlsbad). I once again got "lost on trail" ~snicker~ and found a "short cut" to the end point.

New names at the Humpin hash:
"Stop Asking, I'm a Non Traditional Faggot"
"Go Downy on Me"
"De-De-Dumbass"

Tired now, Must crash!

Current Mood: exhausted

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So much for Weight Watchers...

Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart, for my
dogs. I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a
dog. What did she think, that I had an elephant? Since I had little else
to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was
starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I
ended up in the hospital last time.

On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs
in both arms.. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that
the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention
here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by
now.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food
had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking
lot to lick my ass and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
laughing so hard! WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.

• 17:48 Nice day on the phones. Woot! #
• 19:08 Thinking about Lestat's after 9pm. wanna hang? #

• 23:47 Damn banks have long ass applications 4 employment. #
• 23:49 just watched 2 hours of RAW, and saw about 20 minutesof wrestling while the boys bitched about so little actual wrestling on the show. Why? #
• 02:35 Finally, buckling down to doing email readings again. got 2 already today. Woot #
• 07:27 must... get... up.. to do... readings...for east coast ..... customers. #

( Naughtyness NSW )

• 10:34 Gettin ready to run around Rancho San Diego, Drunk! www.sdh3.com #
• 14:50 Nookie Monster smells good. #
• 20:05 Survived the Hash. Look at my LJ for the story. Grate_Scott #

I did the whole damn trail! Half the time I'll get to the Beercheck and am offered a ride back to the start, or get lost and just go back. Nope! I believe I walked 7 miles of mostly rough terrain. Paths up hills and through canyons. I would say that I only touched pavement for about 1/2 a mile.

I'm finding more and more that Hashers like shiggy rather than road. Damn them!

Today's hash was in Rancho San Diego, we started behind that Edward's theater of the 94 (you people who do war know where that is.) I got there early. Pubert and Lacy Bitch Britches were there fuckin around. Pubert had left his hare bag (what the hares use to carry flour in so that they mark the trail)unattended and Lacy grabbed it and pissed in it as a prank. This of course resulted in a flour fight. Only a little bit of which was yellow.


We literally went up the hill to it's peak past the electrical towers. There was no beercheck, so I only stopped walking due to exhaustion.

I got to the end and was razzed for being DFL (Dead Fuck Last). However, there were a few people behind me still. I may be slow, but I didn't get lost. LOL! When people showed up after me, Many yelled "DFL", I yelled "You let the fat kid beat you!"

I had fun talking to Nookie Monster (she may be 65, but she's hot), CPA (Aka "Cheap Piece of Ass"), and dry humped a new friend from San Francisco "Deep Chocolate" (Lacy Bitch Britches tagged me in).

• 20:55 Off to Club Ascension #
• 00:46 "Let only latex stand between our love." lol #

• 14:24 Can you be too pushy when applying for a Customer Service job? #
• 18:41 Drum circle in Poway. Then off to Rocky. Who wants a spankin' #
• 22:25 Skunk's mom is kinda hot. No no bad idea. #

• 13:10 Went to nana's and jacob's to play d+d 4 the 1st time in 10 years #
• 13:17 I just rolled a lvl 3 Halfling Rogue. I'm only 3'6". LOL! #
• 00:39 Well, Club 80's was dead. #

• 13:38 Oooo! Lightning! #

• 09:14 A bit sore. Butt ok. Watching "who am I" #
• 20:15 avorite this summer. #
• 20:15 AMC mission valley is the easiest theater to hop in. Saw "Dance Flick" which sucked, and "Terminator Salvation" which was good. "Star Tr ... #
• 00:05 Just saw the promo for Gi Joe. Dennis Quaid? Really? #

• 12:39 My phone now works on here. #
• 16:44 It was working, now it doesn't. Wait! Now it does. #
• 22:08 I did a full hash run. #
• 22:11 I like my hashes like i like my women:-) covered in bees! #

Possible Ex Drama
It was kind of weird with being nervous the the Ex might show up to make my life hell. But after a couple of days with no sign of her, I knew all was well. However, I got a call on Friday. A woman called Veronica leaving a message "Jacob is in trouble ~Click~". Of course we all are suspicious the katrina is behind this.

I went to my parents for a bit on Sunday for dinner with Veronica and the boys. She played the message for me, and I have to say the yes it sounds like katrina's voice. My parents emailed her with our suspicions saying, "If you didn't do it sorry. If you did, and we find out for sure, or do anything like this again, police will be called."

War with no alcohol
I could only afford to get a cheap bottle of rum. So I was scrounging for every drop of good alcohol I could.
Thanks to Baloo for leaving the Green Dragon in the 5 gallon watercooler outside your tent in Romani. Three horn fulls and I was good.
Thanks to Leviathon for having "the BAR". I will contribute to it in the future, so rationing won't be as strict.
Thanks to Fineous for your Honey Mead. You can barter bottles for readings anytime.
Thanks to Swoop for your illusion. I love Purple
I owe all of you PIE!

Stupid Drinking on Friday.
I got a lil' buzz at the various parties. But then got frustrated a the rationing at Leviathon. So I grabbed the cheap ass bottle of rum I had and was too drunk/lazy to grab some coke. BAD SCOTT!
I got hammered. I remember going back to my tent, lying down, going to sleep. I was dreaming of wandering through a ren faire, playing some game where I had to find some special area to lie down in. I was thirsty and saw these orange barrels. I walked to them. Next thing I know I'm on the ground Puking on Base Camp. LOL! The Constables who were there were good friends. So They made sure I was ok and escorted me back to my booth.

Kolina's a bitch
As yummy a cook as she is. It's not worth the whining!

No Food?
Between, Kolina, Ex Baron James & Ex Baroness Jolie, Laughing Dragon, and Jacob & Nana I was extremely well fed this war.

Current Mood: satisfied

Friday Night!
-Went to an Amway-esque "Candle Party". The Ex showed up. Tense! but the candles were cool.
-Rocky Horror as usual.
-Drew will still move in up there despite the issues between the Ex and I. Good. Cause I didn't want to f*#*# up her life that much.

Saturday!
-Went to help build Benders with Laughing Dragon. Didn't feel that productive. ~Shrug~
-Up to LA to do readings for a group party at a Keen client's home. The Client asked me to come up and sent me a deposit of $50 a few weeks in advance. As I Charge $100 an hour, minimum of 2 hours, I made bank.
$50 deposit
$150 payment at the end of the party
$25 in tips
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$225 for 2 hours work = WOOT!
-Headed over to West Hollywood to go see some friends at Sins. Discovered a Hookah bar just around the corner. Indulged in some Bannana sheesha as I was a couple of hours early. Yummy!
-Rocky at Sins, not as many familiar faces as there was a convention in Cincinati. Half the cast and bunches of regulars were gone. I ended up dominating the lines in crowd. The audience was dead but the cast was horny. Yay!

Sunday!
-Drove back to SD slowly, taking a few stops for a few naps here and there. Decided to hang out in Oceanside, and see the Star Trek movie. I kept dozing off due to little sleep the night before, but I liked this new Star trek branch off. If you've seen this flick, you know what I mean. And once I see it, I'll know too.
-Humpin Hash (www.sdh3.com), got a bit drunk in the 1st half hour, as i forgot to eat beforehand. However, the run/walk burnt off most of it. After walking about an hour, I managed to lose the trail. Damn! However, I recognized a few landmarks and was able to find my way back to point A, finding out that this was where the Down-Down was also gonna be. Yay! more Booze.
-Down-Downs can be frustrating if you take them seriously. Add more Alcohol to remedy. LOL! Imagine a rocky cast meeting. Now Imagine a cast meeting where everyone's buzzin'. YIKES! I know!

Sunday night!
-Recovery! Great Thanks for those who gave me a bed in such chaotic times. HUZZAH!

This was a great weekend! Now, War's next weekend!

Current Mood: bouncy

Buffy the virgin slayer has passed after a 3 year battle with Lymphoma.

A man like you deserves to have entrance to Vahalla.

I'm sorry I wasn't a better friend.